If it wasn't for the fact that my own life is full of unexpected nonsense like this
I would just think that you perpetually talk utter bollocks.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 May 2023, 12:13, archived)

my brother's godfather was one of the Queen's chaplains for many years and lived in the castle
He was at theological college with my father in the 70s. He's a pretty creepy old cove tbh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 May 2023, 12:16, archived)

my father, I mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 May 2023, 12:21, archived)