Monarchy yeah or nay?
I'm not really arsed tbh I certainly wont be watching it Sunday
Probably do some fishing
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 4 May 2023, 10:15, archived)

Catfishing

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 May 2023, 10:16, archived)

<s>fishing</s>
wring
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 May 2023, 10:28, archived)

wring termite
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 May 2023, 10:34, archived)

You have a long memory of useless facts comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 4 May 2023, 10:45, archived)

just wondering if you still live on Cycling Ave.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 May 2023, 10:47, archived)

on the one hand, a non-political, non-partisan head of state with a lifetime of preparation for the role.
On the other hand, egregious levels of ostentatious inherited wealth and 'magic blood'.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 May 2023, 10:20, archived)

An elected head of state would be put into power by the same boundary manipulations and disinformation campaigns that give us a Government. So they would be like a more powerful PM.
Completely unrelated but Sky News Australia is desperate to get everyone thinking Biden is totally senile and days away from expiring from some mystery ailment, according to my YouTube recommendations.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 10:33, archived)

Probably the same ailment Putin's been imminently dying from for 2+ years,
they'll probably both live forever.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 May 2023, 10:35, archived)

I am fit and healthy comrade
Thanks for your concern
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 4 May 2023, 10:43, archived)

And there's certainly nothing wrong with that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 May 2023, 10:43, archived)

\0/
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 4 May 2023, 10:46, archived)

Which overpopulation prevention algorithm did you use?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 10:47, archived)

NRA

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 May 2023, 11:27, archived)

hahaha fuck

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 May 2023, 21:47, archived)

I do wonder what President Trump's reaction would have been
to his good buddy suddenly deciding to help himself to more land.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 11:27, archived)

“Putin never ever would have gone into Ukraine if I were president,” Mr Trump claimed at a rally in Florida, according to Rolling Stone. “I actually had a very good relationship” with Mr Putin.

Oh right, everything is the fault of Sleepy Joe and the stolen election.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 11:30, archived)

Trump conveniently forgetting that Putin had already nicked Crimea from Ukraine by that point

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 May 2023, 11:34, archived)

Fake news, they were always in there.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 11:37, archived)

Fuck the monarchy

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 4 May 2023, 10:45, archived)

Well pretty mucbh yeah

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 4 May 2023, 11:15, archived)

Rather not, they're mostly munters

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 4 May 2023, 14:51, archived)

True

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 4 May 2023, 15:15, archived)

It’s a load of shit for cunts

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 May 2023, 11:57, archived)

b3ta etc

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 May 2023, 11:58, archived)

I can't believe you said that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 May 2023, 12:02, archived)

I’m well edgy m8

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 May 2023, 12:22, archived)

I don't mind them tbh, apart from 'no sweat Andrew' and the Hewitt boy.
we used to be able to go in the private entrance (not a euphemism) at Windsor Castle and go in the bits tourists weren't allowed in, which was pretty cool.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 May 2023, 12:07, archived)

If it wasn't for the fact that my own life is full of unexpected nonsense like this
I would just think that you perpetually talk utter bollocks.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 May 2023, 12:13, archived)

my brother's godfather was one of the Queen's chaplains for many years and lived in the castle
He was at theological college with my father in the 70s. He's a pretty creepy old cove tbh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 May 2023, 12:16, archived)

my father, I mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 May 2023, 12:21, archived)

I like Ireland's solution
Appoint a wee leprechaun fellah to do all your ceremonies and stuff, and run the rest of the gov democratically.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 4 May 2023, 12:34, archived)

alright, Invisible Wizard

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 May 2023, 12:42, archived)

Yeah - it's a bit odd not having to find a link to justify my existence, but I might get used to it.

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 4 May 2023, 14:43, archived)

i put on my tiny robe

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 May 2023, 13:11, archived)

is nobody going to do the obvious strikey-g here?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 May 2023, 12:42, archived)

fishing smeggy smeggy smeg
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 May 2023, 12:51, archived)

smeggy smeggy smeg smeg

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 May 2023, 13:08, archived)

Reddish Dwarf

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 13:16, archived)

I still find "yeah nay" jokes funny.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 13:03, archived)