I took dog out for a long one and I went to the allotment and I am watching foot the ball and I am preparing a billy catheter to relax with
Putin says relaxlol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:42, archived)

i hope you're putin it down your japper

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:49, archived)

Course
It'd be bad show to do otherwise
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:54, archived)