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Hello chums! Have you had a nice day?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 19:40, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:04, archived)
I've just had a lovely shower it was a bit wet tho

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:49, archived)
They do though dont they?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:54, archived)
dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 22:59, archived)
I took dog out for a long one and I went to the allotment and I am watching foot the ball and I am preparing a billy catheter to relax with
Putin says relaxlol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:42, archived)
i hope you're putin it down your japper

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:49, archived)
Course
It'd be bad show to do otherwise
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:54, archived)
Not bad
And you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:50, archived)
Smashing!
Forgot to buy food tho so might get a chinese
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:58, archived)
There's 1.4 billion to choose from, not sure how that helps with food

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:00, archived)
how many delicious ones are there?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:02, archived)
好吃 or 好喝

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:07, archived)
Ten thousand

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:00, archived)

Eat one and you are hungry 10 minutes later
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:03, archived)
I heard Marc Almond had that problem with men

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:00, archived)
Mainly scrote fritters

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:05, archived)
A cha cha chaaa

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:05, archived)
I forgot to take my prawns out of the freezer before work
So I made do with a Chicago Town pizza instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:11, archived)
How is Scouse land these days?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:02, archived)
Warm and quiet
As long as you avoid the eurovision nonsense going on in town
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:10, archived)
It looks pretty awful

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:46, archived)
Yes
But that's Liverpool for you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:53, archived)
Whenever I've been over I've had a belting time
The Toxteth shebeens were good dunno if they still exist
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 22:02, archived)
I've flicked them recently

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 22:16, archived)
Long gone
Every decent place is being bought up by chains like Wetherspoons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 22:46, archived)
Wetherspoons bought ours we got a very good price
Unfortunately indie businesses have a hard time with the chains
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 22:56, archived)
And that's the problem
There was a great little place called the sink, my mate gave me 2 pills before we went and just said "eat these". I spent an hour sitting in a chair by the toilets looking at my hands. Those little places were the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:19, archived)
Bit annoyed, had tickets for a 35mm screening of Boyz n the Hood
Thought it was tomorrow but it was tonight and missed it. Only £3 a ticket though
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 May 2023, 22:00, archived)
should have been £3.50 really

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 22:43, archived)
GET LOST, MONSTER!
I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO THREE FIDDY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 22:48, archived)

queef gave him a dollar
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:01, archived)
Budget blowie

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:16, archived)
I've spent most of today trying not to fall asleep and now I'm in bed and I'm wide awake

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:08, archived)
Always the way

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:20, archived)
Same

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 0:22, archived)