Bit painful that m8
Try and lube up in the future for the sake of my sphincter
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:06, archived)

I've run out of lube, would crunchy peanut butter suffice?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:14, archived)

Well that is quite close to what's already clinging around the rim

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:34, archived)