Morning!
So excited about my b3taday I can't sleep!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 3:41, archived)

be candles, have merry!

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 5:18, archived)

Will there be cake and party games?
Or vodka and morph?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 7:06, archived)

Tony Hart really did know how to party
eh?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 9:56, archived)

He was a pretty cool guy imho

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:08, archived)

croaked before Yewtree, lucky for him

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:49, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11094391
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:56, archived)

Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:03, archived)

I still have to view that whole thread on an incognito window because 'Captain Howdy' was upset with me before fucking off years ago, ignore2.0 is shit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:06, archived)

Upset with this acount? I thought he disappeared longer ago than that

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:18, archived)

Oh
seems intermittent
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:21, archived)

He 2.0'd this account pretty much as soon as I signed it up, certainly before I interacted with him.
either he's got mod powers and recognised my real name in the e-mail or HT told him.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:00, archived)

Or its got an auto ignore script like LS18

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:20, archived)

I think he was alright
but Noseybonk?! Fucking hell...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=87NHueHBHwY
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:08, archived)

I think another user wrote a short horror story about noseybonk and put it up in /talk for comment.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:51, archived)

of all the days in all the world
you had to post into mine.

happy candles well played for keeping the account through the years, the tears and the bent lasergun equipped modmen etc etc i'm going back to sleep
( MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 7:14, archived)

Shit stains on the toilet bowl, remind me baby of you
Sorry, I mean happy candles
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 7:56, archived)

I'm doing another poo as we speak

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 9:01, archived)

Another as in today?
This week?
Ever?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 9:20, archived)

Another

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:30, archived)

Merry candles!

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 9:34, archived)

well will you look at that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 9:54, archived)

and by 'that' I of course mean 'my smelly pænus'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 9:56, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:47, archived)

Fuck you, Swank. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:11, archived)

Congrat's

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:51, archived)

I’ve stuck my finger up a stranger’s bum to celebrate

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:53, archived)

Bit painful that m8
Try and lube up in the future for the sake of my sphincter
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:06, archived)

I've run out of lube, would crunchy peanut butter suffice?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:14, archived)

Well that is quite close to what's already clinging around the rim

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:34, archived)