I do have a sword

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:45, archived)

That's not a sword
- THIS IS A SWORD
*heaves 2 m steel plank into view*
*falls over*
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:46, archived)

And my axe

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:53, archived)

You're not having it back

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 9:05, archived)