Shite, its morning again
What the hell!
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 6:04, archived)

go back to sleep until mid afternoon

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 6:20, archived)

Already had too much coffee

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:30, archived)

Is that an Ethiopian bean?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 9:44, archived)

yes. but particularly one that came out of a goat's bum

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 10:04, archived)

Sexily?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 11:02, archived)

preferrably no
(I speak merely for myself. I am not informed about Invisible Wizard's inclinations)
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 11:20, archived)

UNSEXY GOAT BUM COFFEE IS PROHIBITED BY THE COUNCIL

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 11:32, archived)

This is why it is vitally important to vote in local council elections.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 12:03, archived)

Not to kink-shame anyone but I' not personally into ploppies

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 15:38, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 Jun 2023, 7:20, archived)

Fuck you, Swank. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 7:36, archived)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 Jun 2023, 7:37, archived)

It's well shit

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 7:47, archived)

Punch it in the face

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 7:51, archived)

And then call it a dick

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 7:51, archived)

On it

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:29, archived)

ugh
my chances are 100% I'm going to survive another day. what have I done to deserve this?
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:12, archived)

Oh come now, literally nobody is ever at 100% on that front.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:13, archived)

He is Woodkovsky of the Clan Kovsky, born in 1518 in Novogorod on the shores of Lake Ilmen
- and he is immortal, or summat
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:36, archived)

There's still a non-zero possibility of someone chopping his head off with a sword before midnight.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:41, archived)

I do have a sword

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:45, archived)

That's not a sword
- THIS IS A SWORD
*heaves 2 m steel plank into view*
*falls over*
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:46, archived)

And my axe

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:53, archived)

You're not having it back

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 9:05, archived)

I heard he was a well-known drug dealer, so the rozzers were basically cool with it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 5 Jun 2023, 9:25, archived)

ooh, nice callback.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 9:49, archived)

DEALER DECAPITATION IS PROHIBITED BY THE COUNCIL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 Jun 2023, 9:55, archived)

They're giving the Hobbits a Riesen bar

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 11:42, archived)

You have no Powerade here

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 11:47, archived)

One Ring Video Doorbell to watch them all

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 11:53, archived)

At dawn, lick the Feast

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 12:06, archived)

Also, Dawn is Fairy Liquid in the USA

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 12:07, archived)

Ferodo Baggins

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 12:15, archived)

Sauronseal

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 12:34, archived)

Gimleaandperrins

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 13:31, archived)

Legolas

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 13:42, archived)

Araquorn

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 13:45, archived)

THIS IS PROHIBITED BY THE COUNCIL OF ELROND

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 16:26, archived)

I never voted for him

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 16:58, archived)

The Council Of Elronald McDonald

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 18:23, archived)

don't fucking smile at me

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 12:33, archived)