Good morrow

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 8:14, archived)

Not you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 8:20, archived)

You seem a bit grumpy
Try getting a cat
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 8:39, archived)

A grumpy cat

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 8:44, archived)

I have two cats.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 8:46, archived)

How the fuck do you cope?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 8:48, archived)

U wot?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 8:52, archived)

My one cat is quite enough
He's good company and everything, but when he wants something he really pesters. Almost doglike at times.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 9:51, archived)

They hate you
They tolerate you because you feed them but they loathe everything about you
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 9:11, archived)

Not true at all.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 9:36, archived)

I have 3 enormous cats.

They stare at me while I'm eating and demand tribute.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 11:55, archived)