Like I care about a bunch of make a wish kids getting stuck in a tugboat. I'm more interested in what Phillip Schofield's been up to. Definitely hasn't been enough Schofield news lately.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 13:27, archived)

OK

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 13:45, archived)