Morning submariners
Silly sods eh?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 7:56, archived)

morning, classic Ministry on here

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jun 2023, 8:10, archived)

Ministry Club Anthems 2004, nice choice!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 8:37, archived)

Fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 8:41, archived)

Sorry, I meant morning Queeferinho, how's the allotment?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 8:45, archived)

Allotments are for cool people
FACT!
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:00, archived)

Hullo m8
Mrs arrived back from Aus this morning, bearing a litre of Hennessy VSOP. She apologised for it not being the XO. As she should, bloody cheek of it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:28, archived)

I hope you gave her the appropriate treatment
By which I mean a 3 course meal and a massage
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:37, archived)

Oh shit, no I didn't

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 10:12, archived)

Is the 'XO' what your face looked like when you saw the VSOP?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:48, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 10:12, archived)

Yeah, well
Could have been Three Barrels plastic bottle screw top cooking liquor so shut up.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 10:17, archived)

no u

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 13:16, archived)

Man, I love Pete Tong!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jun 2023, 8:45, archived)

not as silly as this sod
b3ta.com/links/1605668
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 8:30, archived)

Slashlinks really are a load of creepy mentals, aren't they?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jun 2023, 8:33, archived)

I mean, glass houses and all that, but yes.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 8:34, archived)

What fucking stupid fucking cunt lives in a glass house though?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 8:46, archived)

Tom Ato.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 8:47, archived)

Tomato Banton

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 8:57, archived)

I can't believe I didn't think of that first.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 8:57, archived)

You plum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 8:58, archived)

We are all a bit of Plum tbh

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:01, archived)

um heap big klaxon, chiefy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:06, archived)

unless your name is
PLUMSEX, TIMOTHY!
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:07, archived)

Definitely a low profile way of getting rid of someone. Happens all the time.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:23, archived)

Low profile?
It's been headline news for days, you fucking stupid fucking cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 11:26, archived)

Like I care about a bunch of make a wish kids getting stuck in a tugboat. I'm more interested in what Phillip Schofield's been up to. Definitely hasn't been enough Schofield news lately.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 13:27, archived)

OK

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 13:45, archived)

That entire thread makes me want to delete my account

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 10:31, archived)

Seconded.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 11:12, archived)

You've forgotten the only rule on /links.
If you see a wall of text, for God's sake don't read it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 11:19, archived)

Remember when people used to post funny videos on there?
Instead of spending hundreds of hours trying to show how they're better than everyone else
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 12:23, archived)

(Insert social media platform of choice here), I mean

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 12:24, archived)

They got themselves into that situation
I have no sympathy for them
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:24, archived)

see also: pricks who get stuck up Mt Snowdon in sneakers
Should be a £10k fine, wankers
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:30, archived)

Went to Scotland some years back with friends
They decided on Solstice morning to go up a Monro after no sleep shit loads of Bourbon and powder
Mountain rescue had to be called as the chopper couldn't position due to visibility
Mountain rescue were not pleased with the arseholes
Chopper lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:45, archived)

Serves them right for drinking bourbon, of all things, in Scotland.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:47, archived)

Well yeah

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 10:14, archived)

Definitely

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:45, archived)

Yeah, I've seen the fallout from that shit
when we did Snowdon we saw some scally chavs in trakkies and trainers, one must have had a helluva fall because he was receiving oramorph when we passed him. A rescue helicopter tried to get near but the fog was coming down so about an hour later when we were near the foot we were passed by a gang of rescue fellas with a stretcher. I mean, oral morphine is great but an hour of being rattled down a mountain with a broken limb is gonna be deeply traumatic for the stupid sod.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 11:29, archived)

It's 2023, where are the jetpacks and hovering cars?
FFS science, get a move on eh, stop growing human ears on mice and looking at suns we'll never be able to reach
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 12:27, archived)

Science! Fuck yeah!
Oh I've just lost my job to some dodgy ai
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 14:12, archived)

Keep on knocking me baby

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 12:32, archived)

Tapper's delight

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 12:33, archived)

She bangs

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 12:33, archived)

If I had a hammer

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 12:35, archived)

Hit the titan one more time

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 12:38, archived)

-m +touch

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 14:14, archived)