You should write an article for the BMJ Doctor Queef
Good solid advice
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 10:09, archived)

Big Massive Jobby

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 11:56, archived)

Thick as a Mars Bar, twice around the pan and pointed at both ends

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