And husband David Furniture shop obvs
in a coat he borrowed from James Spade
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 14:55, archived)

and my axe

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 15:11, archived)

It has a super blunt and rusty blade

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Jun 2023, 16:01, archived)