Guess what? Ground-up moon rocks are pure poison.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 9:16, archived)

I think you mean 'artificially flavored' Pop Rocks
Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 11:04, archived)