Speaking as a fence sitter
I would say Speers
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 9:13, archived)

Britney is all about getting away from it all, whether you’re walking or enjoying good food, following your dreams or just exploring.
Along the footpaths, on the beach or in the cobbled streets, take a deep breath of sea air and let yourself go: this is Britney!
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 9:22, archived)

Bald nutjob

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 10:00, archived)

Speaking!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 10:01, archived)

UR wakki
I bet you can quote full episodes of Red Dwarf
Smoke me a kipper Ill be back for breakfast Lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 10:27, archived)

JMG

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 10:15, archived)

Bald, dole, lives with his mum

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 10:20, archived)