Congratulations!
Do all the housework for at least a week, let your wife rest.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:12, archived)

Housework?
Women work Shirley
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:19, archived)

Not when they've just pushed another human out of their fishmitten, no

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:29, archived)

Fishmitten
Lol made me laugh
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:50, archived)