I would like you to welcome to the world my third daughter
She popped out last evening and will be in incu for a few weeks as she is a tiny one and prem
She says Hitler lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 8:58, archived)

Congrat's to you and Ms Kabaeva

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:02, archived)

Ta
Best 63 seconds of my life creating her
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:08, archived)

Time to top up yr life cover

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:04, archived)

Oi vey
Always the money
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:09, archived)

Premiums will be expensive at your age

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:15, archived)

I am investing in a treacle mine
Sorted
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:23, archived)

Congratulations!
Do all the housework for at least a week, let your wife rest.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:12, archived)

Housework?
Women work Shirley
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:19, archived)

Not when they've just pushed another human out of their fishmitten, no

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:29, archived)

Fishmitten
Lol made me laugh
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:50, archived)

Congrats comrade

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:14, archived)

Ta
What country should I crappily blitz next?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:21, archived)

Wales

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:24, archived)

^

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:46, archived)

Wales?
No such place m8
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:48, archived)

fuck you, porridge wog

(piss and shit, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 10:03, archived)

поздравляю, друг мой

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:23, archived)

Oops up side your head comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:24, archived)

Congratulations to you, comrade, and to the new little comrade.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:33, archived)

Here is to conquering the planet
Ta
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:52, archived)

We make neonatal intubation kits, if she needs one then enter 'b3ta' in the discount code box for 10% off.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 10:39, archived)

Congrats!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 11:40, archived)

Congratulations

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 20:46, archived)

Ta
3 kids ffs
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 22:23, archived)