Perhaps they asked him to, and it benefits them in some way

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 9:44, archived)

Board meeting: "It seems that nowadays pretending you have morals is quite profitable. Can anyone think up a strategy?"

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 9:47, archived)

woke + bank = wank
maybe yours will catch on
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 10:41, archived)