No, I have others more baffling
1) Can independently raise either eyebrow
2) Can identify the country and region of origin of a specific type of wood by its scent when heated
3) William Basinski
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:31, archived)

Your olfactory dendrological skill impresses me.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:47, archived)

Expensive and difficult to acquire, utterly useless to possess, from most perspectives at least

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:53, archived)

Not useless at all.
It's a very valuable skill in the antiques trade.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:01, archived)

Well I've seen Bargain Hunt if that's what you mean.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:03, archived)

I'm going to go ahead and presume that's gay slang.
In a positive and empowering way, obviously, because being gay is fabulous.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:08, archived)