I think he also fucks Jehovah's witnesses

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:15, archived)

pretty sure they're fucked already, fixed number of places in heaven, too many JWs, but the only way to claim your place is to recruit more
Someone is fucking with those people, I suspect it isn't the creator of the universe or whatever though
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:19, archived)

The big reveal at the end is that it *is* the creator of the universe who's doing that, for shits and giggles

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:24, archived)

and my axe

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:26, archived)

one does not simply walk into heaven

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:48, archived)

Dude that's really fucking childish! "So what?"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:49, archived)