Were you a dancer for something called a “LIZZO”
Did it do bad things to you?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 19:56, archived)

I first worked with Lizzo as a footman, I had to call her "your majesty" and bring her orphan babies to eat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:32, archived)

I had to procure those orphan babies
Not easy meat, I can tell you
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:37, archived)

We've all suffered terribly :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:58, archived)