Sounds like the beginning of a limerick
There was an American Jew
She didn't know what to do...
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 9:27, archived)

She ate a locust
And then her mom cussed
On the phone because "not Kosher, you!"

/this actually happened
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 9:37, archived)