morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 6:34, archived)

HIYA!

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 7:39, archived)

Fuck of spastic

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 7:56, archived)

Wingzzz

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:08, archived)

Mmmmnnnnneeeeuuuggghhhhbb

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:22, archived)

Super fucking Sage cunting Northcutt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:23, archived)

Dobroye utro comrade Huw

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 7:51, archived)

Nice bit of UKHH on the sennheisers

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 7:56, archived)

Snoopy Dog Dog on your record player?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:03, archived)

Skitz & Phi Life Cypher

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:06, archived)

Life mosis
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:07, archived)

"I'm a bigger threat to your life than a Muslim to Salman Rushdie" just made me lol

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:10, archived)

Kharkiv International Airport?
Are you sure that's safe?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:06, archived)

Safe as beans yo

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:08, archived)

morning Hue

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:09, archived)

GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
because Huế (pronounced "whey") is a city in Vietnam. I've been there.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:16, archived)

Did some kid napalm your neck?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:22, archived)

I love the smell of napalm in the

morning
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:55, archived)

afternoon

( broadsword, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:32, archived)

There was an American Jewish girl travelling with us,
every time we got our passports checked they took a very long time to stare at hers while frowning.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:57, archived)

Busy blaming her for the death of Jesus no doubt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 9:00, archived)

The tour leader was a guy with long hair and a beard, who said "people call me JC" so we all just called him Jesus.
It was funny hearing the Jewish New Yorker yelling "has anyone seen Jesus? I'm trying to find Jesus."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 9:05, archived)

+ to kill him, obviously

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 9:05, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_syndrome
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 13:44, archived)

Sounds like the beginning of a limerick
There was an American Jew
She didn't know what to do...
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 9:27, archived)

She ate a locust
And then her mom cussed
On the phone because "not Kosher, you!"

/this actually happened
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 9:37, archived)

Sorry, I have belatedly realised that I should have replied to this post with YOU DON'T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 11:41, archived)

Yes, yes you should

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:08, archived)

DIARRHOEA!!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 10:29, archived)

Bum beer
Bum beer
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 10:38, archived)

Cum fear
Cum fear
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 10:52, archived)

Cum ear
Lol ear
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 11:12, archived)

Swimmers ear

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 11:31, archived)

+ch
He is busy with Rachel
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 11:47, archived)

That fucking pony faced milkman can fuck off

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:15, archived)

Pony faced milkman
Lol I must remember that
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:21, archived)