fuck i didn't think of doing that! thanks!
as soon as i'm not charged off my tits and i've sobered up i was going to drive to the dole office and see if i could hire an unemployed pied fucking piper.

but yeah i'll just get a mouse trap! it seems so obvious now you've mentioned it
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:00, archived)