No wolf shit
But the cat must have trodden in one of its own turds last night, because I woke up to find streaks of it across the kitchen floor where he was trying to get it off
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 23 Aug 2023, 7:41, archived)

Funny how everything else is you sleepwalking, but shit smeared everywhere must have been the cat

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 23 Aug 2023, 8:13, archived)

Yes, the paw prints were a giveaway

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 23 Aug 2023, 8:45, archived)

Wolves

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 23 Aug 2023, 9:10, archived)

You?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 23 Aug 2023, 9:13, archived)

That was me mate

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 23 Aug 2023, 9:12, archived)

No dreamies for you

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 23 Aug 2023, 10:02, archived)

:(
I am a fresh fish sort of moggy anyway
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 23 Aug 2023, 11:55, archived)