Today should be a day of celebration
That colossal tangerine spunkflute actually got arrested
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 25 Aug 2023, 11:29, archived)

They finally nabbed Queef?
On what charges?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 25 Aug 2023, 11:52, archived)

Being a nullo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Aug 2023, 12:28, archived)

Crimes against food poncery

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 25 Aug 2023, 12:35, archived)

I'm going here the night before my 50th
www.greatitalianchefs.com/restaurants/pepe-in-grani
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 25 Aug 2023, 13:04, archived)

Looks good
My 50th next year, no idea what I'm doing yet, apart from going on holiday
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 25 Aug 2023, 13:08, archived)

They haven't a Dominos?
Fucking heathens
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 25 Aug 2023, 13:11, archived)

Fuck me you lot are fucking old.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 25 Aug 2023, 14:22, archived)

Nude beatboxing in a built up area

( broadsword, Fri 25 Aug 2023, 12:54, archived)

I hear it was lying on his cv. This is him in his previous jobbie
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3097640/The-Luft-wafer-Ice-cream-cone-named-Adolf-Hitler-sale-India-sparks-anger-Germany.html
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 25 Aug 2023, 12:58, archived)