I'd throw my buns at Idris Elba alright

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 11:20, archived)

He is a keeper
*Swoons*
In a non gay way
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 11:27, archived)

I bet you'd love to nosh him off.
(In a non-gay way.)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 28 Aug 2023, 15:01, archived)

I think he'd prefer him to ream his arse with his cock, in a non-gay way

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Aug 2023, 15:13, archived)

Non-gay but totes spaz.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 28 Aug 2023, 22:41, archived)