Smelly+helmet=smelmet
Maybe yours will honk like an overripe camembert
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:10, archived)

too long; anal gunt

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:12, archived)

as a sales pitch, that needs a bit of work

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:13, archived)

How was lunch

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:16, archived)

good, ta
the racist prick of a brother didn't want to go, so everyone was much happier. ended up having beef in black bean sauce, singapore mussels, stir-fried veg, ginger and spring onion king prawns, salt and pepper squid, with a bit of black forest gateau and lychees for dessert. absolutely stuffed now.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:23, archived)

Learning how to make s+p squid at home has proven rather dangerous
The temptation to make it all the time is hard to resist
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:40, archived)

I was the same when I learned how to make sushi

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:53, archived)

Good job he wasn’t there for the black bean sauce eh…eh?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:41, archived)

lol

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:53, archived)

Funkbreath
Morning breath before brushing
(Bou-, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:20, archived)

Sigh
I try
(Bou-, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:21, archived)

alright 'Macy Gray'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:37, archived)

More like ‘Macy Gay’

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:41, archived)

That's disgusting anyway
Can't you wash it
(Bou-, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:21, archived)

no way
If you can't handle me at my smelmet, you don't deserve me at my anal gunt
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:36, archived)

I am sure that’s a Pokémon.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 15:41, archived)