With your bum out?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 9:39, archived)

Mine is
Looking at it in the mirror right now
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 9:45, archived)

I hope you've shaved your buttcrack

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 9:52, archived)

Taint what it used to be

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 9:55, archived)

Taint a Vulgar Picture

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 9:59, archived)

Not yet

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 10:43, archived)

No
But I did narrowly make it home before shitting myself
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 9:55, archived)

How nice

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 10:44, archived)

So you at least managed to shit yourself in the comfort of your own home?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Sep 2023, 11:06, archived)

I managed to avoid shitting myself altogether

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 11:18, archived)

Is your kitten still leaving you poopy pressies?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 11:40, archived)

No, he's behaving himself

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 13:18, archived)