I've got 4 more students
So I might be able to pay the rent and eat something this month
(Bou-, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:30, archived)

you eat your students?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:31, archived)

That's a good idea actually
I might as well add cannibalism to my list of sins.
(Bou-, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:32, archived)

Along with sex crimes?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:42, archived)

Sorry there's a line

(Bou-, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 19:25, archived)

Roll up a note then big bollocks

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 19:29, archived)

All students taste the same

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:45, archived)

I have no sense of smell and when I used to lecture I just assumed they all smelt like sausage rolls

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:53, archived)