anything good happened to any of you undeserving gobshite's today?

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:14, archived)

Had a good Teams call with the nurse prescribers for a service we provide.
It's been crushingly obvious for years that they aren't following their own protocol, and it was quite satisfying to hear them blithely admitting as much without even realising.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:24, archived)

I've got 4 more students
So I might be able to pay the rent and eat something this month
(Bou-, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:30, archived)

you eat your students?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:31, archived)

That's a good idea actually
I might as well add cannibalism to my list of sins.
(Bou-, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:32, archived)

Along with sex crimes?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:42, archived)

Sorry there's a line

(Bou-, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 19:25, archived)

Roll up a note then big bollocks

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 19:29, archived)

All students taste the same

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:45, archived)

I have no sense of smell and when I used to lecture I just assumed they all smelt like sausage rolls

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:53, archived)

I had a Teams call where I flopped my cock out
and said "take this offline"
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:30, archived)

Were they able to see it?

(Bou-, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:31, archived)

It was pixelated of course

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:42, archived)

They could practically smell it

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:46, archived)

It's not 12 inches
But it certainly smells like a foot
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 19:52, archived)

actual lol

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 20:25, archived)

Mmm, cheesy.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 21 Sep 2023, 21:56, archived)

Ian Botham's Footpenis

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 18:10, archived)

Schwarzenegger's next comeback film has its standout trailer clip

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:32, archived)

Get away from da choppa

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:49, archived)

Alright, Jerry Sadowitz

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:42, archived)

Got up, walked the dog, showered, breakfast and work
Am now in the middle of cooking dinner. Courgette Lasagne if anyone is interested
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:58, archived)

I made a very good bolognese joke down there, but it went over everyone's heads.
I mean, I'm not going to go on and on about it, but I feel it's worth raising again.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 19:03, archived)

It pasta me by I am afraid

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 19:11, archived)

Alright Joe Dolce, stop being a terrible racist please

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 19:42, archived)

#mindyourlanguage#

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 20:15, archived)

Low maintenance offices tonight
Which is good, as I had to do overtime again
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 19:54, archived)

Overtime sucks
Do you get paid for overtime?
(Bou-, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 19:57, archived)

Yes
But as I'm only part-time and still on universal credit, they take £5.50 out of my benefits for every £10 I earn
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 20:02, archived)

I don't understand ....

(Bou-, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 12:49, archived)

I installed a catflap.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 21:46, archived)

You must be filthy rich!

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 23:34, archived)

Oooh_cattraversal

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 17:30, archived)