If you want to come to Liverpool, you'll have to take the tunnel
As mersey ferries have been cancelled for the foreseeable
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:49, archived)

Actually visiting Manc
Just fancied a visit round that bit up North
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 10:05, archived)

It's very quiet there
Port Sunlight, I mean, not Manchester
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 11:48, archived)