Pushing that prick down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 8:58, archived)

Bit early for prick pushing, isn't it?

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:05, archived)

This isn't early. Fucking tories causing lateness.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:06, archived)

Fucking tory pricks

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:19, archived)

Tories are generally tosspot wankstains

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:38, archived)

Can't you just nuke them?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:48, archived)

Nice idea
But the radioactive fallout would destroy half the country
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:50, archived)

And they'd be grateful

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:59, archived)

I only want to nuke Ukraine
The NATO says no
Fucking spoilsports
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 10:02, archived)

Hmmm which half exactly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 13:08, archived)

Hey do you know Port Sunlight?
We are up near that area this weekend
Ì have been told it is worth a visit
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:11, archived)

Very pretty to look at, fuck all to do.
Lady Lever art gallery isn't bad, though
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:18, archived)

Ta
It looks lovely and the gallery looks good
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:36, archived)

If you want to come to Liverpool, you'll have to take the tunnel
As mersey ferries have been cancelled for the foreseeable
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:49, archived)

Actually visiting Manc
Just fancied a visit round that bit up North
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 10:05, archived)

It's very quiet there
Port Sunlight, I mean, not Manchester
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 11:48, archived)

Morning Mr H
Oh bollocks also
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:06, archived)

BIG FAT BOLLOCKS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:06, archived)

Mine are not too bad ta
Not too swollen
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:13, archived)

Got drunk last night in a rather nice private members club in West London
(private members lol!). They closed up around us - it's ages since I've been one of the last people to leave a venue. Rock and roll!

Surprisingly not too bad this morning.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:58, archived)

You posho you

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 10:06, archived)

members tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 13:05, archived)

lol members

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 10:30, archived)

haha members

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 13:05, archived)

'Members', brilliant!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 13:19, archived)

no way, you said 'members'!!!

sorry, 'none way'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 13:43, archived)

none ways

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 13:45, archived)

Alright Mr Hobbirle
I just played TODGER on the end of MINGE in Words With Friends

#winning
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 10:29, archived)

You said things

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 11:46, archived)

Things were said, certainly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 12:58, archived)

It's 8:00 am here, cannabis and coffee

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 13:01, archived)

Our phenotype has a distinct, fresh tennis ball aroma

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 13:03, archived)

Wake & bake

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 13:19, archived)

We're 5 hours ahead
And I have to have a shower, but I want to have a nap
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 13:25, archived)

smoke a fresh tennis ball, i know it sounds weird but it worked for me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 13:45, archived)