did you find out about syncubus at your wedding?
were you supposed to be marrying him?
(piss and shit, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:17, archived)

No, via the b3ta grapevine.
I mean, I'm sure he would have turned up and hilariously told people he wasn't going to rape them though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:24, archived)