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Morning from Sorrento, I got married here yesterday.
Also found out that social media fantasist and predatory sex offender 'syncubus' is apparently dead, thoughts and prayers to everyone who liked his FB posts about exposing his genitals to strangers.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:00, archived)
Congratulations!
Oh, and well done on getting married too, that's pretty cool I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:09, archived)
It was, if I say so myself.
40-odd guests, immediate family and close friends only, reception in a restaurant in the hills with views over the bay of Naples, great food and the DJ playing a mix of tunes we chose.

Syncubus' funeral, I mean.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:12, archived)
I would have preferred guests who weren't odd, myself

(piss and shit, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:15, archived)
Normal people are well weird though.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:16, archived)
normie

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:22, archived)
Cheersie

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:27, archived)
Did you see the clowns?
Staring on their picnic chairs?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:17, archived)
Who do you think the immediate family and close friends were?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:30, archived)
I imagine clowns
Staring and non staring
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:41, archived)
40-odd guests, or 40 odd guests?
*fnar*
*snort*
*wheeze*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:18, archived)
keep up for fuck's sake

(piss and shit, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 12:51, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Oct 2023, 20:37, archived)
If you're going to host a giant orgy in foreign parts you generally don't invite normal people.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 20:41, archived)
lol odd

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:29, archived)
Queef?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:17, archived)
no, I just have a squeaky chair

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 16:49, archived)
Is Sorrento a real place?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:13, archived)
no it's a car

(piss and shit, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:16, archived)
I had a mountain bike called a sorrento.
It was FUCKING SHITE
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:17, archived)

had a mountain bike called a sorrento. It was
(piss and shit, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:19, archived)
Fucking spaz

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:38, archived)
+I'm a

(piss and shit, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 12:51, archived)
It's a symptom of gout

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:16, archived)
As well as being a fruit sorbet type ice lolly?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:27, archived)
did you find out about syncubus at your wedding?
were you supposed to be marrying him?
(piss and shit, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:17, archived)
No, via the b3ta grapevine.
I mean, I'm sure he would have turned up and hilariously told people he wasn't going to rape them though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:24, archived)
congratulations m8
went to Sorrento on my honeymoon, lovely innit
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:31, archived)
Cheers, coincidentally we're staying in the same hotel my sister stayed in on her honeymoon 26 years ago.
They're coming up for a cocktail later, be interesting to see if it's changed much.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 11:47, archived)
the restaurant on the stone quay in the next bay over is fucking amazing
best octopus I've ever had
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:35, archived)
Why anyone would ever want to get married is fucking beyond me.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 12:21, archived)
It was fantastic, you fucking stupid fucking cunt.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 12:28, archived)
Syncubus dying, I mean

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 12:38, archived)
+ to me

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 12:39, archived)
any way the wind blooooooows

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 22:18, archived)
other people are loved

(piss and shit, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 12:52, archived)
You will find someone mate, chin up.
I would keep these kind of posts for Facebook you needy spastic
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:13, archived)
yes yes that post was directed at myself, yes

(piss and shit, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:54, archived)
g+

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:19, archived)
gother people?

(piss and shit, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:53, archived)
how gare you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 15:17, archived)
that's what I thought, until I met my wife

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:37, archived)
^ gay af

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:49, archived)
Fucking hell.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 14:23, archived)
Ease of travel and employment via green card

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 15:18, archived)
aren't you a citizen by now?

(piss and shit, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 19:54, archived)
No, I've not applied for citizenship

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 21:08, archived)
I agree in your case it seems pretty unlikely. Maybe you could just move to one of those American states where they let you marry animals?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 22:17, archived)
Congrats m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 12:39, archived)
Congratulations!
Everyone knows you were shagging last night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 12:56, archived)
Are you twelve?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 15:39, archived)
You're going to have to retire that pick-up line, you're a married man now.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 22:12, archived)
Congrats, and fuck you hedgey

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:18, archived)
^ gay

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:48, archived)
Congratulations on this, the day after your wedding in Sorrento.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 19:12, archived)
I hope that Vesuvius errupts and buries you all under millions of tonnes of ash and lava.
I mean congratulations
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 20:36, archived)