What?! How dare you. I wasn't even here.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 2 Mar 2024, 17:14, archived)

That's what I'd say, if I was a Trouser

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Mar 2024, 18:06, archived)

Slacks bastard
(Smug Bastard LOL, Sat 2 Mar 2024, 18:09, archived)

You can't prove nuffin' guv'nor!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 2 Mar 2024, 18:19, archived)

'ello guv'nor?

(Smug Bastard LOL, Sat 2 Mar 2024, 18:25, archived)