I can't do my new job because I'm still doing my old job and nobody's replaced me.
Apparently this is normal in the NHS, and it'll get better next week when the new financial year starts and they'll actually approve recruiting a new me.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 17:29, archived)

I think we're fine with just the one

(piss and shit, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 17:36, archived)

I hope you catch a deadly infectious disease with no cure you fucking nhs spazmo

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 17:47, archived)

I hope you die of stab wounds in jail, you deeply nasty paedo cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 20:35, archived)

Clickin dis

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 21:14, archived)

The NHS has been pretty good to me tbh
What is the new you called?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 17:47, archived)