Alright spunkbubbles
Work related complaints have been withdrawn.

Misunderstanding and miscommunication apparently.

More like some people are TOTAL FUCKING KNOBHEADS. (Including me)

What mundane work related bollocks can you tell me about?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 16:56, archived)

Been drinking gin while working this afternoon
I don't even like gin but needs must
( broadsword, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 17:10, archived)

Gin is for big fat lezzers

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 17:18, archived)

Gin makes you sin apparently

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 17:43, archived)

no it's win

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 18:17, archived)

I give in, to gin!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 18:57, archived)

IT ALL TASTES THE SAME, OK??

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 17:25, archived)

It actually does
Horrible stuff
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 17:44, archived)

juniper, je n'aime pas

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 19:27, archived)

It's not often I agree with Putin but yeah

( broadsword, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 21:05, archived)

i had an all you can eat breakfast this morning on work time. i was fucking stuffed.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 17:23, archived)

You fat cunt.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 17:26, archived)

i am augustus gloop

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 17:57, archived)

-gl +p

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 18:23, archived)

all you can eat doesn't necessarily mean a lot

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 18:18, archived)

He sees it as a challenge

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 18:22, archived)

still doesn't mean it's a lot

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 18:25, archived)

i had 2 saussies, 3 bacon, mushrooms, 2 fried tomatoes, beans, hash brown and scrambled eggs. twice.
then i had pancakes with nutella and yoghurt with fruits of the forest. i also had two coffees, one cranberry juice and an apple juice.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 18:30, archived)

You fat cunt.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 18:35, archived)

i no. it was wonderful.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 18:47, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 19:01, archived)

Good lad

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 17:45, archived)

thank you

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 17:57, archived)

I can't do my new job because I'm still doing my old job and nobody's replaced me.
Apparently this is normal in the NHS, and it'll get better next week when the new financial year starts and they'll actually approve recruiting a new me.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 17:29, archived)

I think we're fine with just the one

(piss and shit, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 17:36, archived)

I hope you catch a deadly infectious disease with no cure you fucking nhs spazmo

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 17:47, archived)

I hope you die of stab wounds in jail, you deeply nasty paedo cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 20:35, archived)

Clickin dis

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 21:14, archived)

The NHS has been pretty good to me tbh
What is the new you called?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 17:47, archived)

One of our Enterprise Architects has the sniffles

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 17:56, archived)

What a fucking stupid made up non existing job title

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 18:20, archived)

true dat

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 18:23, archived)

it's bullshit right up until they pay you for it
then it's a career
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 18:27, archived)

I have to hide my hoover
Because the workmen keep stealing it
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 18:16, archived)

That sucks

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 18:22, archived)

it blows too

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Mar 2024, 18:37, archived)