I need more coffee

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 9:48, archived)

Here, have some of mine

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 9:49, archived)

I'm just coming to the end of my third cup
so far
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 10:26, archived)

You're better off boshing some Benzedrine tbh.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 10:39, archived)

Amphetamine up the ass?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:08, archived)

No no no, you silly sausage.
Billy goes down the japper. Everyone knows that!
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:20, archived)

I'm confused
Shirley up the japper?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:23, archived)

Depends on the angle of the dangle.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:35, archived)

Billy for the japper
Lady japper obvs
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:07, archived)