Pushing that bellend down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 8:18, archived)

Hello Mr H
Up 'n'at'em for Thursday eh?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 8:40, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 9:45, archived)

Sad face

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:06, archived)

Cheryl Crust
I have no idea why that autofilled in the Subject line but I'm going with it. Cheryl Crust it is.

Morning!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 9:07, archived)

I prefer her sister Cheryl Toast

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 9:15, archived)

Only because she always lands
butter side down
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 9:31, archived)

Euphemism?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:06, archived)

yes I can hear you Crow Fandango

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:10, archived)

and watch the evening news

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 13:29, archived)

It's the thing I far the most
I'd rather see a ghost
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 13:35, archived)

alright smash
oh
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 13:52, archived)

+, life

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:11, archived)

Sheryl Crust

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 9:45, archived)

I need more coffee

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 9:48, archived)

Here, have some of mine

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 9:49, archived)

I'm just coming to the end of my third cup
so far
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 10:26, archived)

You're better off boshing some Benzedrine tbh.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 10:39, archived)

Amphetamine up the ass?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:08, archived)

No no no, you silly sausage.
Billy goes down the japper. Everyone knows that!
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:20, archived)

I'm confused
Shirley up the japper?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:23, archived)

Depends on the angle of the dangle.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:35, archived)

Billy for the japper
Lady japper obvs
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:07, archived)

Hi

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 10:43, archived)

Have you considered visiting a minefield blindfolded?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:09, archived)

Have you considered gassing yourself?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:12, archived)

I think you should become a nullo
Then jump off a cliff
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:22, archived)

'Become'?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:47, archived)

When was it chopped off?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:09, archived)

According to prosecutors, over a period of three years from February 2019, she ordered her driver to withdraw 108 trillion Vietnamese dong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:47, archived)

LOL dong

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:47, archived)

also period, pros, withdraw

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:02, archived)

This @metpoliceuk is Disgusting
The Police Harassed the woman to her death! And you want charge a dead person! And cause her family further pain! Is this serious!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:01, archived)

Google to the rescue, the name was only vaguely familiar, it is crazy to make the poor woman appear in court though given her demise

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:07, archived)

It's probably because of wokery.
In fact, it's got WOKE stamped all over it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:37, archived)

I am not on Twatter
What are they charging her with?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:18, archived)

It's Twitter, it's just a contextless rant

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:22, archived)

- It's Twitter
/chat
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:29, archived)

At the request of her family, the police are to re-look at the decision to charge Caroline Flack, which ultimately ended up in her suicide.
Some idiot on twitter assumed this means they're going to prosecute her corpse.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:36, archived)

That level of intellectual acuity means they must post on /links

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:45, archived)

FUMMING

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:46, archived)

BUMMING

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:47, archived)

I think the window of opportunity for that has long since passed,
she'll just be a skeleton now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:54, archived)

BONING

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:58, archived)

tup, tup, tup

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 13:42, archived)

vg

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:01, archived)

I hear Dozer is on /links now
The silly sausage
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 13:18, archived)