What are you painting?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:30, archived)

His face. Black.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:49, archived)

Shaka, when the walls fell.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:50, archived)

Temba, his arms wide

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 15:39, archived)

Portillo, when the returning officer read out the results.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 15:44, archived)

I fancy some nice sweets
Minstrels anybody?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 15:02, archived)

YOU'RE HIS WIFE NOW

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 15:02, archived)

Blimey I'd forgotten all about that

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 16:01, archived)

Your mother's gaping anus.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 15:59, archived)

You're gonna need a bigger board.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 16:29, archived)