I just looked up the original out of idle curiosity.
The only thing more embarrassing than this post was the credulous replies it got. Fucking hell.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 6:28, archived)

Legless on classic form

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 16 Apr 2024, 6:31, archived)