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corn starch has almost completely cured my lisp but my doctor refuses to believe it, it's thickening

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 14:50, archived)
You are the only reason I remain here

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 14:51, archived)
are you trying to get me in trouble

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 14:52, archived)
Your mother warned you about this sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 14:57, archived)
I'm gearing up for a flounce

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 15:00, archived)
if you have to gear up for it you're not ready, just take your time and cultivate your indignation

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 15:05, archived)
I'm not reading this because I deleted myself and killed my account

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 15:06, archived)
any sentence of yours that begins with "your mother" is automatically funny due to expectation

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 15:04, archived)