12:14, shit out your spleen

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 12:14, archived)

12.24
Poop on the floor
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 12:25, archived)

12:33, you smell of wee

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 12:33, archived)

12:49, I fucking decline

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 12:49, archived)

13:31, bollocks is fun

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 13:31, archived)

13:36, bollocks and dicks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 13:36, archived)

12:51, shove it up yer bum

( broadsword, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 12:51, archived)

12:56, suck a bag of dicks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 12:56, archived)

13:09, please hang yourself with twine

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 13:09, archived)

13:21, choke on dung

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 13:21, archived)

13:21 chicken is gone

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 13:21, archived)

13:22, gone to the loo?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 13:22, archived)

1.33
Think I'll try a glory hole
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 13:33, archived)

1.37 your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 13:37, archived)

hiya

(piss and shit, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 13:53, archived)

14.05
Born to hand jive
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 14:06, archived)

14:39, anus in brine

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 14:39, archived)

corn starch has almost completely cured my lisp but my doctor refuses to believe it, it's thickening

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 14:50, archived)

You are the only reason I remain here

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 14:51, archived)

are you trying to get me in trouble

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 14:52, archived)

Your mother warned you about this sort of thing

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 14:57, archived)

I'm gearing up for a flounce

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 15:00, archived)

if you have to gear up for it you're not ready, just take your time and cultivate your indignation

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 15:05, archived)

I'm not reading this because I deleted myself and killed my account

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 15:06, archived)

any sentence of yours that begins with "your mother" is automatically funny due to expectation

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 15:04, archived)