I always enjoy the Tuesday after the bank holiday
The constant procession of dockers being called into occupational health to be tested for drugs and alcohol. The look of panic on their faces is as good as an admission of guilt.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 3 May 2024, 14:39, archived)

are they random tests or do they all have to do them?
an ex of mine went out with a football player, apparently they were always given a month or two's notice when a test was incoming
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 May 2024, 15:49, archived)

I think that's kind of a "there will be some testing during this time and you may or may not be selected"
But also "you must be available at all times in this period"
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 May 2024, 15:58, archived)

My brother in law via my ex wife was a professional football player

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 May 2024, 15:59, archived)

Random tests with no prior warning
The amount of idiots who think they can be on it all Friday and Saturday night and not have it show up in tests on Tuesday is unreal. They're really cracking down on them now because they need to get rid of 350 people and the voluntary redundancy thing didn't work as well as they hoped.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 3 May 2024, 15:59, archived)