Hey now, you're a smeg head
Get your ghey on, get fucked

Not really, hello everybodypeeps! Haha, remember 'Stavros'? 'I have lots of money!!' That was his catchphrase. Good toimes.

Good weekend ahead? Steak dinnner tonight, chicken cuz 2moz, roast Sun. Might go to a Michelangelo exhibition at the British Museum Sunday morn. Cowabunga lmao rofl
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 May 2024, 13:23, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 May 2024, 13:43, archived)

How dare you push Mr horrible down the board
One does not do that
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 3 May 2024, 13:45, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 May 2024, 13:45, archived)

You would say that

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 3 May 2024, 13:53, archived)

a unifying search for truth and identity against the backdrop of colonial hegemony and misinformation?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 May 2024, 14:16, archived)

Too many large words for me ;)

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 3 May 2024, 15:15, archived)

Bad night last night
So I'm tired today. Should be an easy shift in work, though, as almost everyone will have fucked off early for the bank holiday weekend or not bothered coming in at all. Got a lift in and one home as well.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 3 May 2024, 14:20, archived)

could be worse eh
I have to work Monday, Bank Holidays are irrelevant in my line of work
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 May 2024, 14:23, archived)

I always enjoy the Tuesday after the bank holiday
The constant procession of dockers being called into occupational health to be tested for drugs and alcohol. The look of panic on their faces is as good as an admission of guilt.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 3 May 2024, 14:39, archived)

are they random tests or do they all have to do them?
an ex of mine went out with a football player, apparently they were always given a month or two's notice when a test was incoming
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 May 2024, 15:49, archived)

I think that's kind of a "there will be some testing during this time and you may or may not be selected"
But also "you must be available at all times in this period"
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 May 2024, 15:58, archived)

My brother in law via my ex wife was a professional football player

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 May 2024, 15:59, archived)

Random tests with no prior warning
The amount of idiots who think they can be on it all Friday and Saturday night and not have it show up in tests on Tuesday is unreal. They're really cracking down on them now because they need to get rid of 350 people and the voluntary redundancy thing didn't work as well as they hoped.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 3 May 2024, 15:59, archived)

Really knew his audience when he painted at the vatican, gave them all a child's penis.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 3 May 2024, 18:46, archived)