7/7 (including 2 lucky guesses)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-68944579
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 3 May 2024, 14:53, archived)

Arsebanditry

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 May 2024, 15:06, archived)

The best kind of banditry.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 3 May 2024, 16:06, archived)

anditry oon dilbaro
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 3 May 2024, 16:18, archived)

5/7
Only knew the arena one because I covered for a girl who went there on Wednesday
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 3 May 2024, 15:09, archived)

+gnome with a hardon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 May 2024, 15:20, archived)

Obviously

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 3 May 2024, 15:56, archived)

3 flying guesses

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 3 May 2024, 15:19, archived)

Bollocks

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 3 May 2024, 15:32, archived)

Tits

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 May 2024, 15:35, archived)

Hiya

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 3 May 2024, 15:54, archived)

I like tits
It's the wife's bday soon every year I offer to get her a boob job, get yourself a massive pair of jubblies
Every year I get a slap
Lol jubblies
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 3 May 2024, 16:19, archived)

Your relationship sounds toxic.
No offence.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 3 May 2024, 16:33, archived)

Can you buy me a boob job?
I want a reduction
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 4 May 2024, 11:47, archived)