They're all a shower, every party. I'd prefer to be ruled over by a network of unelected horse militia.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 4 May 2024, 20:49, archived)

I've voted Labour my entire life, except for 2019 when they went full spastic.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 4 May 2024, 20:54, archived)

So your basically a Tory who doesn't want to admit it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 4 May 2024, 21:09, archived)

Yes mate. Tories are renowned for *checks notes* consistently voting Labour

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 4 May 2024, 22:24, archived)

I've never been a big politics person, but I was quite vocally in favour of the Iraq war. Then it turned out they lied about it which eventually turned me full conspiratard so now I live in the countryside listening to David Icke and hoarding tins of beans.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 4 May 2024, 21:12, archived)

nay

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 May 2024, 20:56, archived)

At least the horse militia wouldn't make me queue up and vote for them. Then trample me mercilessly under their hooves while yelling 'you voted for this, we're raising your root vegetable tribute to pay for a war with the tree people from 2 counties over. This is for your own good. Submit! Submit to our care and attention!'
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 4 May 2024, 21:18, archived)