not too bad
blitzed the kitchen, put a wash on, came to my parents' house and helped them with their cleaning and I have just convinced them to watch jurassic world fallen kingdom, which they are enjoying because people get eaten
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 May 2024, 15:38, archived)

candle bollocks

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 7 May 2024, 3:16, archived)

Happy candles!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 7 May 2024, 9:47, archived)