train strikes are great
I still have to turn up for work
but I don't have to do anything
(piss and shit, Wed 8 May 2024, 18:01, archived)

I got paid to watch star wars and have a nap

(piss and shit, Wed 8 May 2024, 18:05, archived)

i was so stupid when i was a kid i thought the fat controller controlled fat

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 May 2024, 18:14, archived)

that does sound pretty stupid m8

(piss and shit, Wed 8 May 2024, 18:16, archived)

Cheers

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 May 2024, 18:17, archived)

Nice haiku m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 8 May 2024, 18:38, archived)

Which Ancient Greek mathematician, physicist, engineer, astronomer, and inventor ate pedigree chum and liked to catch frisbees?

BARKIMEDES!!!
( broadsword, Wed 8 May 2024, 19:11, archived)

arf!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 May 2024, 19:26, archived)

I walk to work
But I've been enjoying my work the last couple of weeks, now that all the scruffy cunts have moved downstairs. Even if I take my time, I'm done in an hour and can sit in the conference room doomscrolling and drinking tea and getting paid for it
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 8 May 2024, 19:38, archived)

sweet

(piss and shit, Wed 8 May 2024, 19:45, archived)

ten sugars or twelve?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 May 2024, 19:50, archived)